6^th March 2004 The Chamois Voice
News In Brief “We dominated Avoriaz.” Other resort proves easy for GC members. “Safety”, commented one. Local school siege ‘sparked by uncompleted touring route checklist’. A man and some puppies are being held. PSZ couple quit. “We’ve had it with you bastards. We’re going somewhere nicer…and warmer,” they said. 30 something male ‘in relationship with Playstation’. 12 hour marathons developed into ‘something special’. The Wrong Pants Jake in girl pant-wearing shocker. Emerging naked from the bathroom except for a pair of red lady pants, Jake appeared surprised at the ensuing commotion. “I just liked the way they felt,” he said. An enquiry and boil wash are to follow. “Powder gives me a sexual feeling.” Skier in kiss and tell. Story continues on Page 3…
PUN IDOL – CHART PUNDOWN 1. “Pow-der fresh was that?” Dan. 2. “Cooloir.” Luke 3. “What do Spaniards do at 1pm? Ava-lanche!” Ben. 4. “But you are on the piste.” Luke 5. “Jamieinjuredski (Is he Russian?)” Luke 6. (On Ben’s cooking) “That’s a turnip for the books.” Kevin Pun-dit, Sideshow Bob Monkhouse says, “Absolutely punderful.”	In association with:
Public Notice 1a Vomit must be cleared from all public areas. Be aware that towards evening any vomit smell may subside THIS IS DUE TO FREEZING NOT BECAUSE VOMIT IS SELF-CLEANING OR THAT A PASSING DOG HAS EATEN IT. The smell will return with the heat of the day before refreezing and in addition causing a slippery hazard. 1b Paper bags are not adequate vomit receptacles	ADVERTISEMENT Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chamonix, says, “I like sausages. A lot.” Knapp Industries 74400 Chamonix

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